Reviewed January 2, 2026

My Heart Is a Chainsaw

by Stephen Graham Jones (USA) · 2021

Darkness🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️4 / 5
Quality⭐⭐⭐3 / 5
slasherpsychological

Jade's had enough of her alcoholic and abusive father. She's had enough of Proofrock. She attempts suicide, and fails.When her items are returned to her, something else has been mixed in. A phone. With a video of two Dutch tourists dying on the lake.

Jade's noticed something: the town of Proofrock, Idaho, is changing. The new neighborhood of rich people, carving out a place in the national forest, the local legends of witches, and the recent death of two Dutch tourists on the lake.

It all seems so familiar. It's the start of a slasher. Jade, obsessed with the genre, knows the rules. She knows she's helpless. She's not a final girl. But maybe someone else is.

And maybe, the town deserves the slashing.

The Vibe

Some, I can tell, even find it exciting. As if it were a game, all this murder.

For a book so fixated on slasher movies and slasher lore, it's remarkably restrained. Until it turns on a dime, and isn't. It gets gory, brutal and, like any good slasher movie, bodies start flying. Combined with spending the whole book in the mind of a depressive, abused, suicidal 17-year old? It's quite a bit.

4 candles.

My Heart Is a Chainsaw demands things from its readers. Patience, concentration, and knowledge of slasher-movies. It's not for everyone. In fact, it's likely to be either a love it or hate it kind of book. The writing is prone to rambling (Jade is 17, after all), the slasher meta-commentary is ever-present, and the story is a slow burn.

If the story lands for you, it's going to carve out a space in your mind for a long time. But it doesn't always, and at times feels overly long.

3 stars.

The Verdict

Read it if you love slasher movies and have the patience to fall into Jones' rhythm. Skip it if teenage ramblings about slasher movies and slow burns test your patience.

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